Redaktor:Sig8989/Mrs. Dugan

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Mrs. Dugan.
• Mrs. Dugan doesn't read books. She stares them down until she gets the information she wants.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Mrs. Dugan has allowed to live.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Mrs. Dugan.
• Mrs. Dugan does not sleep. She waits.
• Mrs. Dugan is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for her left and right eyes.
• Mrs. Dugan is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Mrs. Dugan counted to infinity - twice.
• There is no such thing as global warming. Mrs. Dugan was cold, so she turned the sun up.
• Mrs. Dugan can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
• Mrs. Dugan doesn’t wear a watch, SHE decides what time it is.
• Mrs. Dugan can slam a revolving door.
• Mrs. Dugan does not get frostbite. Mrs. Dugan bites frost
• Ever see glowing grapefruits? If not, then you've never looked Mrs. Dugan in the eyes.... lucky you.
• Mrs. Dugan does not walk, she hovers.